21
Jul
I blame BRENDA!!! and AMY!!! and BECKA!!!
… for putting Bev’s bio-logical clock in hyper-overdriver. You’re all bunch of mothers! Literally!
That is all.
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30
Jun
What is this!? A real update?! Shocking, I know…
First things first… Congratulations to Brenda and JC on the birth of James Cooper! Just a little advice:Yo, Coop! Welcome to the world, Lil’ Man. You share your birthday with my Mom so obviously you’re special to me already. I hope you realize how much of a blessing you are to your parents. Here’s some advice: cut your hair, clean your room, get a job, and get the hell out before you become a burden to your parents. I know… you’re just laying there shitting your pants and you’ll feel like wanting to do that many times in your life as you figure out what life is all about. This whole world is a lot to take in sometimes and I hope it gives you every opportunity your parents want for you.
You’ve been blessed with being born into a great family. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting both sets of your grandparents and most of your aunts & uncles. Just a few words of advice about them: Uncle Art & Aunt Jo will always make you feel welcome in their house. Relish in that fact. They’re great people. Uncle Glenn & Aunt Kenny will keep you in stitches and will give you the best advice on life. They’re intelligent and so sarcastically witty; you’ll love them. Aunts Karen and Kath are the ones to watch out for. Sure they look innocent enough.. but don’t buy into it. One minute you’ll be enjoy one of Aunt Jo’s magical Mango Margaritas… and the next thing you know Karen and Kath are getting you shhhhnockered as they step over each other to ensure your glass never empties. (PS… Stay away from gourds!)
As for myself… and for everyone other than Coop… I haven’t had much to say lately. And I feel I haven’t had much time to write anything meaningful. Clearly this isn’t going to change over night but the following is a slight re-cap of what has been going on in my life in the extended entry below in case you were interested.
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12
Jun
Yeah… another meme…
1. What do you want for your Birthday?
Sex. And not the kind where I’m alone when having it. Seriously.
2. Who will be your next kiss?
That depends… Apparently I’m not Bev’s next smooch and she did say I could see other people.
3. When is the last time you went to the mall?
When Bev was here… so I’m going to say March-ish.
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
Oddly… I’m not.
5. When was the last time you went out?
If by out you mean going to get my drink on… I’ve got no idea. Years ago?
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I havent been to the movies since April.
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water.
8. What are you wearing right now?
Maroon t-shirt and Navy blue with maroon and silver basketball shorts.
9. What was your last purchase?
Dinner last night?
10. Last meal eaten?
I just had Greek pasta salad and a slice of cheese cake.
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30
May
Friday Funny: Married Life…
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “That was wonderful. Why did you stop?”
“I found the remote,” he said.
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16
May
“And maybe there’s a happy lil’ tree that lives right here…”
I grew up watching Bob Ross… Afro-painter extra-ordinaire. I’m not sure how many years he painted on PBS but clearly paintings were not happy paintings. Someone has taken the time to make a behind he scenes montage of what we didn’t see. Okay, okay… it is a spoof, but I had to shake the giggles out of me after watching it.
And if the above embedded code doesn’t work… here is the direct link:
http://www.heavy.com/video/47591
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16
May
Nerdy Tip of the Day…
Copy & Paste the following string into a Google Search box:
XXX.jpg last-modified “intitle:index of ” -html -htm -php -asp -txt -pls
Delete the XXX and replace with any word you wish. Google will pull up index pages from the web for images using the word you substituted for XXX. Pretty nifty.
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10
May
English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
From an email circling work… “A Slurry Tale: If Shakespeare wrote Pulp Fiction”… Read the remainder of this entry »
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7
May
Cuatro…
Courtesy of Lola… Read the remainder of this entry »
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7
May
Tres…
Courtesy of NSM… Read the remainder of this entry »
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7
May
Dos…
More of the same as below… Read the remainder of this entry »
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